Gypsies, Supernaturals & Other Undesirables

Every kingdom’s got some, and Albion is no exception. Here are the supernatural Sims, the gypsies, the whores, and other people you just don’t want your kid bringing home from school.

The Thatcher Family

Members from left: Bran Thatcher holding Cicely Thatcher, Ash Thatcher holding Dilla Thatcher, Lyndsay Thatcher holding Marjoram Thatcher (back); Ginny Thatcher, Thorn Michaelson, Betony Thatcher (front)
Shire: Apple Keep

Ash Thatcher
DOB: Osgary 10, 992 (Born Plantsim, appears approximately 40)
Parents: Jeremiah Thatcher
Personality: 5/8/2/4/6, Capricorn
Aspiration: Fortune
LTW: Three Children Marry Well
Career: Gamekeeper of the Royal Hunting Grounds (Manager, Royal Hunting Grounds, owned by Arthur Pendragon)
Significant Other: Lyndsay Thatcher
Children: Bran, Ginny, Betony, Cicely, Dilla, and Marjoram

Lyndsay Thatcher
DOB: Jaban 11, 982
Parents: N/A (Former Townie)
Personality: 4/7/8/3/3, Gemini
Aspiration: Fortune
LTW: See One Child into Merchant Class
Career: Cookery (Head Cook [so much for Edukashun is Gud!])
Significant Other: Ash Thatcher
Children: Bran, Ginny, Betony, Cicely, Dilla, and Marjoram

Bran Thatcher
DOB: Clatan 23, 1003
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: 5/9/2/4/6, Leo
Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: ?
Career: None (yet)
Significant Other: None (yet)
Children: N/A

Ginny Thatcher
DOB: Radenth 6, 1005
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: 5/8/2/4/6, Libra
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

Thorn Michaelson
DOB: Imsdyn 10, 1006
Parents: Marigold Thatcher & Michael Rawe (Townie)
Personality: 2/8/2/5/10, Libra
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

Betony Thatcher
DOB: Tyves 12, 1009
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: 4/6/4/10/3, Taurus
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

Cicely Thatcher
DOB: Endskel 13, 1011
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: 7/1/10/3/8, Pisces
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

Dilla Thatcher
DOB: Ververe 31, 1013
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: 5/8/2/10/6, Taurus
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

Marjoram Thatcher
DOB: Tyves 12, 1015
Parents: Ash & Lyndsay Thatcher
Personality: ?
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

The Brothel

Members from left:  Mirelle Peaseblossom, Marigold Thatcher holding Daisy Thatcher, Tambu Livius, Anastasia Steavenson
Shire: Avilion

Marigold Thatcher
DOB: Osgary 10, 992 (Born Plantsim, appears approximately 39)
Parents: Jeremiah Thatcher
Personality: 5/8/2/4/5, Gemini
Aspiration: Pleasure
LTW: Found Thriving Brothel (achieved)
Career: Brothel Madam
Significant Other: Many others, none significant
Children: Thorn Michaelson (with Michael Rawe, Townie); Daisy Thatcher (Plantsim)

Tambu Livius
DOB: Clatan 30, 976
Parents: N/A
Personality: 4/8/1/8/4, Taurus
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Have Five Lovers in High Places
Career: Whore
Significant Other: Many others, none significant
Children: Nyasha Farrier (with Richard Ferreira); Tara Abbot (with Brother Tuck Monastery); Harry Tailor (with Talin Deppiesse)

Mirelle Peaseblossom
DOB: Seryl 20, 976 BR (Vampire, appears approximately 30)
Parents: N/A
Personality: 4/7/8/0/5, Gemini
Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Rejoin Fae
Career: Whore
Significant Other: Many others, none significant
Children: Rhoslyn Johnson (with John Robinson, Townie); Pasgen Wills (with Wilhelmus Wilson, Townie); Alana Hutchinson (with Jihoon Hsu, Goopy-faced townie *shudders*); Denno Appleby (with Jessiah Andavri); Maewen and Tavor Craban (with Tawiel Raben)

Anastasia Steavenson
DOB: Seryl 14, 996
Parents: N/A
Personality: 4/7/8/3/3, Gemini
Aspiration: Fortune
LTW: Become Scarlet Hand
Career: Whore
Significant Other: Many others, none significant
Children: None (yet)

Daisy Thatcher
DOB: Clatan 19, 1013 (Born Plantsim)
Parents: Marigold Thatcher
Personality: 5/8/2/4/5, Pisces
Aspiration: Grow Up Well
LTW: N/A
Career: N/A
Significant Other: N/A
Children: N/A

15 thoughts on “Gypsies, Supernaturals & Other Undesirables

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  2. Step #1: Download ACR.

    Step #2: Build a house (you could probably do this with a community lot if you really wanted to, but it’s easier with a houses) with at least one double bed and/or hot tub, if you can find one that fits your theme. Buy a ticket machine. If you have extra money, buy fun objects like poker tables and a radio, so Sims will happily spend extra money to hang out there.

    Step #3: Move your ladies (or men, if that’s how your playing) of the night into the house.

    Step #4: Fiddle with ACR. You’re going to want to set the “Lot Type” to “Brothel” (duh) so the Sims’ timers will go down faster. You might also want to go into the “Acceptance” menu to change the Short- and Long-Term Relationship requirements for woohoo and make them lower. It’ll only affect the settings on that lot, though, so you don’t have to worry about your formerly reasonably-chaste Sims running around with anyone and everyone. (Well … to the extent that ACR doesn’t do that already.) Lastly, if you’re planning on having more than one lady — or more than one customer, for that matter! — you’re going to want to go into “Overrides –> Jealousy” and turn jealousy off on the lot. Unless, of your, you like to watch slap-fests. 😉

    Step #5: Have one of the ladies call to set up the lot as a home business and make sure you’re charging the customers for entry. (Charge whatever you want — I’d suggest having a cheaper price of entry while your ladies are still working on their sales badges, and then jacking it up once they have the lovely Dazzle interaction.) Run the lot as a regular venue-type business, with the exception of having most of your ladies trying to woohoo as many gents as possible.

    That should do it! Though I will recommend having TwoJeff’s Visitor Controller Adjuster on the lot as well. It can help you restrict your clientele by just about anything — age, gender, playable/nonplayable, different types of NPCs, even sexual preference. Because why would a gay guy be going to a brothel with only women workers? 😉

    Hope that helped!

  3. I send them to the nunnery orphanage, or to relatives if the children have any. I.e., Marigold’s son went to her brother Ash (as will any additional children, should she have any), and Wei Li’s daughter Leah went to her father, Berach Brogan. 🙂

    But if you have fewer ladies of the night, you can keep the kids around, since the lot won’t fill up as fast.

  4. It’s not a dumb question. There are several ways to do it.

    The no-hack, no-cheating, bad-memory-producing way: Just leave the kid out on the lawn, ignore it if it cries, eventually the Social Worker will show up to get it. Then have your designated orphanage adopt the kid. This was my first way of handling it, until I realized that my Social Worker was glitched. ^_^ Plus adopting all of those kids makes them all related to each other — not good for breeding purposes!

    The move-out way(s): Move an adult (any adult, doesn’t matter which) out with the kid using the newspaper or computer. Then move the adult & kid into the orphanage. Move the adult back to the brothel. Alternatively, you could move one of the orphanage adults into the brothel, pick up the kid so to speak, and move them out again. Or, if the relationship is high enough, you could have an adult at the orphanage invite one of the brothel adults to move in, bringing the kid with him/her. Etc., etc.

    The hack/cheating way: Download the Sim Blender. Go to the orphanage and use the “Teleport” menu to “Summon” the kid you want to move in. Then use the “Move In” option (also on the Sim Blender) and select the child. Hey presto! Your orphanage has a new resident, with no annoying Social Worker memories or hassle of moving adults all over the neighborhood!

    Hope that helped! 🙂

  5. Lamorak has a kid with Wei Li? 😯

    Also, I just noticed that there is a small happy face at the very bottom of your site. It made me smile 🙂

  6. Wei Li is Albion’s resident fertility goddess. Unless she’s already pregnant or the house has reached the Sim limit, she GETS pregnant practically every time she woohoos.

    Luckily, both of the babies she and Tambu bore last round are sticking around for this round (to slow the whorehouse population boom), and Mirelle’s already pregnant, so there will be no further Wei Li-spawn this round, at least.

    Anyway. I just noticed that smily face too, now that you pointed it out. 🙂

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