Because I have forty minutes and plenty of constructive things I could be doing and don’t want to — FUNNY PICS!
We start with a scene somewhat familiar.
Clarice: Why must the naked guys always bother me and my sister?
Perhaps they have a good feel for irony?
Meg: I AM SO FURIOUS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!
Pierre: Hi, honey! How was your day?
What the … Kata, what the heck is going on? Is that hobby leader trying to beat you up — you, a defenseless old lady?!
Kata: And let that be a lesson to you! Never, ever think that I don’t wear Bedwyr’s Xanadu hairstyle better than you!
Ok then … *backs away slowly*
Dannie: Come one, come all, Lady Luck is with me tonight! My boyfriend just popped the question, so hurry up now — Dannie needs a new pair of shoes!
Oh yes, let’s just all dance in front of the invisible hostess station, because it’s not like we’re, you know, in the way or anything.
*Note to self: Move Singing Sword Stereo next time I find myself downtown*
Edmond: Well, this is awkward.
Martin: I won’t tell your wife if you don’t tell mine.
(PS: In case you can’t tell what’s going on, that’s Pierre’s father and Meg’s father, both debating whether to pay for a ticket … at the whorehouse.)
And speaking of awkardness and ladies of the night … you know, Richard, you really shouldn’t be serenading Tambu in public like that. It sort of detracts from your hard-headed businessman image.
Plus I’ll, you know, take pictures and post them up on the Internet for all to see.
GODAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO CLICK THAT OFF?!
Apparently not enough. *facepalm* There goes Lynn’s virginity!
Oh, by the way, story-wise — THIS DID NOT HAPPEN! 😉
I leave you with a duel to the death between Merlin the Infallibly Good and Sir Mordred the Atrociously Evil!
The time? Monday, in Winter.
The place? The du Lac lands.
The weapon of choice? …
… Er, water balloons.
Better get a comfy seat, folks. This could take a while.